Funny Birthday Wishes for Everyone

Attention everyone! It's the moment we've all been waiting for... (drumroll please) It's the birthday of the one and only (birthday person's name)! Hooray! Time to break out the streamers, balloons, and most importantly, the cake! Let's give a round of applause for (birthday person's name), who has somehow managed to survive another trip around the sun. Happy birthday, (birthday person's name)! Here's to hoping this year is filled with even more laughter, love, and cake than the last! Here are a few handpicked funny Birthday wishes you could share with your loved ones.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Everyone

• Happy birthday! You're another year older and still as youthful and energetic as ever. Just kidding, you're getting old. But at least you have cake to console you.

• Happy birthday! I hope your special day is filled with all the things you love, like cake, presents, and pretending you're still young.

• Happy birthday! It's time to celebrate the fact that you've made it another year without accidentally setting your house on fire or falling into a manhole. Small victories, right?

• Happy birthday! You're not just getting older, you're also getting wiser and more experienced. That's why you're now the go-to person when your friends need advice on how to deal with their mid-life crises.

• Happy birthday! May your day be filled with all the things that bring you joy, like cake, balloons, and the realization that you're still young enough to enjoy them.

• Happy birthday! Another year has gone by, and you're still the same lovable, goofy, and slightly awkward person you've always been. Keep being you, it's working out great.

• Happy birthday! You're now officially at the age where you can buy your own alcohol, which is great news because you're finally old enough to appreciate a good drink.

• Happy birthday! May your day be as sweet as the cake and as funny as the embarrassing stories your friends will no doubt share about you at your party.

• Happy birthday! You're another year older and still just as fabulous as ever. I mean, have you seen how good you look for your age? Impressive.

• Happy birthday! I hope your day is filled with all the things that make you happy, like cake, presents, and the realization that you're not as old as you feel.

• Happy birthday! I hope your day is as special as you are. Or at least as special as you try to convince everyone you are on social media.

• Happy birthday! I hope your day is filled with all the things you love, and none of the things you hate. Unless you hate cake and ice cream, in which case, tough luck.

• Happy birthday! I hope your day is as amazing as you are. But let's be real, that's going to be pretty hard to top.

• Happy birthday! May your day be filled with all the things that bring you joy, like cake, presents, and people pretending to listen to you talk about yourself.

• Happy birthday! I hope your day is filled with all the things you love, and none of the things you hate. But let's be real, even if you hate everything, you're still going to love the cake.

• Happy birthday! I hope your day is as amazing as you are. But let's be real, that's going to be pretty hard to top. I mean, you're pretty great.

• Happy birthday! May your day be filled with all the things that bring you joy, like cake, presents, and the realization that you're one year closer to death. Just kidding! Kind of.

• Happy birthday! I hope your day is as special as you are. Or at least as special as you pretend to be on social media.

• Happy birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, and none of the things you hate. Unless you hate fun, in which case, tough luck.

• Happy birthday! I hope your day is as amazing as you are. But let's be real, that's going to be pretty hard to top. You're pretty great and all, but you're no birthday cake.

• Happy birthday! You're now officially in your prime, assuming your prime is a prime number.

• Happy birthday! You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in the game of life. And boy, are the levels getting harder as you go.

• Happy birthday! You're now at the age where you can legally do everything you've been doing illegally for the past few years.

• Happy birthday! You're now at the age where you're required to start acting your age, whatever that means.

• Happy birthday! You're now at the age where you're too old to do the things you used to do, but you're still too young to do the things you want to do.

• Happy birthday! Just think, this time next year you'll be a year older and still not any closer to figuring out what you want to do with your life.

• Happy birthday! You're now at the age where you're required to start acting responsibly, which means no more pretending to be a superhero after three drinks.

• Happy birthday! You're now at the age where you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to not care.

• Happy birthday! Congratulations on another year of being fabulous, even if you're getting a little bit older and a little bit slower.

• Happy birthday! You know you're getting older when you start counting the candles on your cake and realize you've forgotten how to blow them out.

• Happy birthday! I hope your special day is as amazing as you are, except for the part where you have to eat your weight in cake. That part will be terrible.

• Happy birthday! You're not getting older, you're just experiencing more older days than anyone else.

• Happy birthday! May your day be filled with all your favorite things, except for that one thing you really hate. That thing is still not allowed.

• Happy birthday! Congratulations on finally reaching the age where you can legally drink yourself into oblivion and blame it on your poor decision-making skills.

• Happy birthday! May your day be as bright as your smile and as sweet as the cake you'll be eating.

• Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and enough presents to make you forget about all the embarrassing things you did last year.

• Happy birthday! You're not getting older, you're just slowly morphing into a cantankerous old coot.

• Happy birthday! May your day be filled with all the things that make you happy, except for clowns. No one likes clowns.

• Happy birthday! You're officially at the age where it's socially acceptable to be grumpy all the time and blame it on your age.

• Happy birthday! You're not just another year older, you're also another year wiser. Or at least, that's what you'll tell people when they ask how you're feeling about getting older. Either way, have a great day!

• Happy birthday! It's your special day, so be sure to take a moment to reflect on all the things you've accomplished in your life. Or just take a nap, that works too.

• Happy birthday! It's time to celebrate the fact that you've made it another year without accidentally setting anything on fire or getting arrested. That's a pretty impressive feat if you ask me.

• Happy birthday! You're officially at the age where you can no longer blame your mistakes on being young and reckless. But hey, at least you've got experience on your side now.

• Happy birthday! You're another year older, which means you've now got even more reasons to celebrate and less reasons to worry. So go out there and party like you're 21 again (or at least, try to remember what that was like).

• Happy birthday! Today is your day to shine, so go out there and do something amazing. Or at least, something better than your usual Wednesday. Happy birthday!

• Happy birthday! As you blow out the candles on your cake, remember to make a wish for all the things you want in life. And if you're feeling really ambitious, maybe make a wish for world peace too. Hey, it's worth a shot.

• Happy birthday! Today is the perfect day to let go of your fears and embrace your inner child. Or at least, try to remember what it was like to have an inner child. Either way, have a great day!

• Happy birthday! It's time to celebrate the fact that you've made it another year without any major mishaps. Of course, the day is still young, so try not to jinx it.

• Happy birthday! You're not getting older, you're just one year closer to death. But hey, at least you're not as old as you'll be next year.

• Happy birthday! You're now the same age as your mom was when you were born. So basically, you're an old person trapped in a young person's body.

• Happy birthday! It's time to celebrate another year of life. Or as I like to call it, another year of pretending to be surprised at how old you're getting.

• Happy birthday! It's finally your special day! Time to celebrate another year of not being eaten by a bear or struck by lightning.

• Happy birthday! You're now one year older, but don't worry, you're still young enough to not know how to use a fax machine.

• Happy birthday! Another year has passed, and you're still not any closer to discovering the secret to eternal youth. But hey, at least you're having a good time trying.

• Happy birthday! You're now one year closer to being able to legally rent a car. Or as I like to call it, the day you finally get to sit in the front seat.

• Happy birthday! You're now another year older, which means you're one year closer to finally being able to afford a midlife crisis.

• Happy birthday! You're now officially at the age where you're no longer considered a young adult, but you're also not quite middle-aged yet. So basically, you're just old enough to feel invisible.

• Happy birthday! Congratulations on surviving another year on this wild and crazy planet. Here's to hoping the next one is even crazier.

• Happy birthday! You know you're getting old when you start counting your candles by the box instead of by the cake.

• Happy birthday! May your day be as bright as your future, and may your future be as blurry as your vision after a night of partying.

• Happy birthday! You're not just another year older, you're also another year closer to discovering the secrets of the universe. Or at least the secrets of the early bird special at your local diner.

• Happy birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love most: cake, presents, and trying to remember what you did last year on your birthday.

• Happy birthday! Here's to hoping that this year is filled with all the things you love and none of the things you hate (except for maybe your in-laws, they're here to stay).

• Happy birthday! May your day be as special as you are, and may you always remember that you're only as old as you feel (which, let's be real, is probably pretty old).

• Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and enough cake to feed a small army (or just you, if you're feeling especially hungry).

• Happy birthday! May your day be as bright and cheerful as you are, and may all your wildest dreams come true (except for that one where you're still in high school, that one can stay a dream).

• Happy birthday! Here's to hoping that this year is filled with all the things you love and none of the things you hate (like getting older, for example).

• Happy birthday! You're now officially at the age where you'll need a cane to walk, reading glasses to see, and enough medication to keep you alive. Congrats!

• Happy birthday! May your day be as special as you are, except for the part where you have to blow out all those candles and make a wish. That part will be a nightmare.

• Happy birthday! You're finally at the age where you can blame all your mistakes on being old and forgetful.

• Happy birthday! You're now one year closer to being too old to try new things, so make the most of it while you still can.

• Happy birthday! May your day be filled with love, laughter, and enough cake to last you until your next birthday. Or at least until you hit the gym tomorrow.

• Happy birthday! You're now officially at the age where you'll need a map to find your way around your own house.

• Happy birthday! May your day be as wonderful as you are, except for the part where you have to wake up early in the morning. That part will be terrible.

• Happy birthday! You're now one year closer to getting a congratulatory phone call from the AARP. Congrats!

• Happy birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, except for homework, chores, and responsibility. Those things can wait until tomorrow.

• Happy birthday! Time to celebrate another year of life. Just remember, the older you get, the harder it is to find a good excuse for not being able to do things you don't want to do.

• Wishing you a birthday that's as special as you are. But not too special, because then I'd feel bad for not getting you a more impressive gift.

• On your birthday, I hope you have a great time doing whatever it is you do when you're not aging gracefully.

• Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you've never met, and may your inbox be flooded with spam emails about Viagra and Nigerian princes.

• I hope your birthday is as sweet as the cake you'll be eating and as fun as the candles you'll be blowing out.

• Happy birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, and may you never have to suffer through a band playing Happy Birthday in a restaurant ever again.

• Happy birthday to someone who is getting more and more awesome with age. Wait, that's not possible. You must be standing on something.

• Happy birthday! May your day be filled with cake, laughter, and the realization that you're one year closer to having to start taking naps in the middle of the day.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Her

• Happy birthday to the most amazing woman I know! May your day be as fabulous as you are, except for the part where you have to blow out all those candles. That'll be a workout.

• Happy birthday to the woman who has it all together! Just kidding, I hope your day is as chaotic and unpredictable as you are.

• Happy birthday to the woman who never fails to make me laugh! May your day be as hilarious as you are, except for the part where you have to blow out all those candles. That'll be a disaster.

• Happy birthday to the woman who always knows what to say! Except for when it comes to blowing out candles on your birthday cake. Good luck with that.

• Happy birthday to the woman who always knows how to put a smile on my face! May your day be as bright and sunny as you are, except for the part where you have to blow out all those candles. That'll be a workout.

• Happy birthday to the woman who always knows how to make the best of any situation! Except for when it comes to blowing out candles on your birthday cake. Good luck with that.

• Happy birthday to the woman who is always there for me! May your day be as special and supportive as you are, except for the part where you have to blow out all those candles. That'll be a disaster.

• Happy birthday to the woman who always knows how to make me feel loved! May your day be as loving and caring as you are, except for the part where you have to blow out all those candles. That'll be a disaster.

• Happy birthday, [her name]! May your day be as beautiful as you are, except for the part where you have to blow out all those candles and make a wish. That'll be scary.

• Happy birthday, [her name]! May your day be as wonderful as you are, except for the part where you have to eat all that cake. That'll be a workout.

• Happy birthday, [her name]! May your day be as bright as your future, which is probably pretty dim considering all the candles on your cake.

• Happy birthday, [her name]! You're now one year closer to being too old to do things you've never done before, so make the most of it!

• Happy birthday, [her name]! May your day be filled with fun, friends, and enough cake to feed a small army. Or just enough for you to eat by yourself. Either way, enjoy!

• Happy birthday, [her name]! You're now officially at the age where you can start using the phrase I'm not as young as I used to be as an excuse for everything.

• Happy birthday, beautiful! May your day be as bright as your smile, and your night be as wild as your Facebook profile picture from 2009.

• Happy birthday, gorgeous! May your day be filled with all the things you love, except for people who are rude to waiters. They can go jump in a lake.

• Happy birthday, my love! May your day be filled with love, laughter, and enough cake to make you sick. Or at least enough to give you a sugar high.

• Happy birthday, my dear! You're not getting older, you're just leveling up. And if that doesn't make you feel better, there's always alcohol.

• Happy birthday, my queen! May your day be filled with all the things you love, except for those annoying people who never shut up about their dreams. They can go take a hike.

• Happy birthday, my goddess! You're now officially at the age where you can start blaming all your bad decisions on old age. Or, you know, just your poor judgement.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Him

• Happy birthday to the most courageous and strong man I know! You're now one year closer to being too old to do things you've never done before, so make the most of it!

• Happy birthday to the most thoughtful and generous man I know! You're now officially at the age where you can start using the phrase I'm not as young as I used to be as an excuse for everything.

• Happy birthday to the most intelligent and successful man I know! May your day be as bright as your future, which is probably pretty dim considering all the candles on your cake.

• Happy birthday to the man who has always been there for me, even when I was being a total idiot. Here's to another year of putting up with me!

• Wishing a very happy birthday to the man who has aged like a fine wine. You just get better and better with age, and I can't wait to see what this next year brings for you.

• Happy birthday to the man who always knows just what to say to make me laugh, even when I'm feeling down. You're one of a kind, and I'm so grateful to have you in my life.

• To the man who has always been my rock, my biggest fan, and my best friend, happy birthday! Here's to many more years of laughter, love, and good times together.

• Happy birthday to the man who has always been there for me, through thick and thin. You're my partner in crime, my confidant, and the love of my life. Here's to many more years of adventure and fun!

• Happy birthday to the man who has everything... except for good hair, a sense of direction, and the ability to remember where he left his keys. But hey, at least you have a great sense of humor to make up for it all!

• It's your special day, and I just want to let you know that you're one of the few people in the world who is actually getting better looking with age. Just don't let it go to your head, because you're still as forgetful, clumsy, and overall awkward as ever.

• Happy birthday to the man who has aged like a fine wine. Except instead of getting better with age, you just get more embarrassing dance moves and dad jokes. But we love you anyways!

• Congratulations on another year of life, and another year of successfully avoiding any and all responsibilities. Keep up the good work!

• Happy birthday to the man who can make anyone laugh, except for when he's trying to tell a joke and forgets the punchline. But that's okay, because we love you for your charming personality and dashing good looks... and the fact that you can always make us laugh, even when you're not trying.

• Happy birthday to the man who never fails to make me laugh, even when I'm trying to be mad at him. Here's to hoping that this year is filled with even more jokes, pranks, and good times.

• On your special day, I just want to say thank you for being the best [partner/friend/brother] a person could ask for. You always know how to make me smile and you always go above and beyond to make sure I'm happy. So, in return, I promise to never stop laughing at your terrible jokes and to always have your back.

• Happy birthday to the one and only man who has managed to put up with all my quirks and craziness. You truly are a saint and I am so grateful to have you in my life. Here's to hoping that this year brings you all the joy, laughter, and success you deserve.