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Rise and Grind with a Smile: Funniest Good Morning Quotes

Good morning quotes can be a great way to start the day on a positive note. They can serve as a source of inspiration, motivation, and humor to help set the tone for the rest of the day. This article focuses on the impact that funny good morning quotes can have, and how they can be used to bring a smile to someone's face and help them start the day with a positive outlook. The article will explore the importance of good morning quotes, the role of humor in these quotes, and various ways that they can be incorporated into daily routines. Whether it's sending a quote to a friend, posting one on social media, or simply reading one for yourself, funny good morning quotes have the power to brighten up even the darkest of mornings.



The role of humor in good morning quotes



Humor can play a significant role in good morning quotes and can help to bring a smile to someone's face, lighten their mood, and start their day on a positive note. Laughing and smiling have been shown to have a positive impact on overall well-being, reducing stress and anxiety and improving mood. Funny good morning quotes can provide a much-needed moment of levity, especially in challenging times or during a difficult day.



Humor in good morning quotes can also help to diffuse tense or difficult situations and bring people together. A shared laugh can help to build camaraderie and create a more positive and enjoyable work environment. Additionally, humor can serve as a reminder to not take life too seriously and to appreciate the lighter side of things.



In short, the use of humor in good morning quotes can provide a much-needed moment of joy and lightheartedness, helping to brighten up even the darkest of mornings and setting the tone for a positive and productive day.



Funny Good Morning Quotes


A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray. - Marcia Carrington


Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don't speak bird. - Kurt Cobain


Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on? - J.R.R. Tolkien


Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. - David Lynch


Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben


Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield. - Catherynne Valente


Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says 'Good joke.' Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed. - Gehenna Toss


Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day. - Phil Dunphy


Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon - Tony Smite


Good morning is a contradiction of terms. - Jim Davis


I hate mornings, they start so early. - Janet Evanovich


I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off. - Jarod Kintz


I have always disliked the morning, it is too responsible a time, with the daylight demanding that it be 'faced' and (usually when I wake for I wake late) with the sun already up and in charge of the world, with little hope of anyone usurping or challenging its authority. A shot of light in the face of a poor waking human being and another slave limbs wounded into the light-occupied territory. - Janet Frame


I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. - Lewis Black


I love the early hours of the day. It's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there. - James Lileks


I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill


I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. - Benjamin Franklin


I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, aw s***, he's up! - Steve Maraboli


I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently. - Kevin Hearne


I'm sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra


In the morning, I woke like a sloth in the fog. - Leslie Connor


It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning. - H.G. Wells


Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Punit Ghadge


Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it. - Richard Whately


Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can't see a damn thing before having coffee. - Aleksandra Ninkovic


Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o'clocks in one day. - Terry Pratchett


Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula Le Guin


Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. - Glen Cook


Morning not only forgives, it forgets. - Marty Rubin


Mornings are almost clean slates. I say almost because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them. - Medeia Sharif


Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore. - Rachel Caine


My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door. - Willie Geist


Never face facts; if you do you'll never get up in the morning. - Marlo Thomas


One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx


Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. - Robert Heinlein


So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o'clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience. - Moss Hart


Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone. - Job Might


Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. - James Marsden


Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. - Mitch Hedburg


Sunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip. - Kris Kidd


The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. - Jean Kerr


The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost


The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. - Dorothy Parker


There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up. - Kristen Chandler


Today's goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness. - Nanea Hoffman


What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France. - Timur Vermes


When reality and dreams collide, typically it's just your alarm clock going off. - Crystal Woods


You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55. - Bob Dole


A day without laughter is a day wasted. – Charlie Chaplin


A girl in love with sunsets. A man hell-bent on being her sunrise. - Nitya Prakash


Dawn and its excesses always reminded me of heaven, a place where I have always known I would not be comfortable. - Marilynne Robinson


For a girl with such a dark mind, you're a little too in love with the sunrise. - Sherry Namdeo


For me, optimism is two lovers walking into the sunset arm in arm. Or maybe into the sunrise – whatever appeals to you. – Krzysztof Kieslowski


I always wake up early Saturday morning, and I have a little bit more time. - Ehud Olmert


I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Dean Martin


I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel. - Audrey Hepburn


I love to watch cities wake up, and Paris wakes up more abruptly, more startlingly, than any place I know. - Bill Bryson


I would rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on earth. - Steve McQueen


I'm living a dream I never want to wake up from. - Cristiano Ronaldo


I'm not an early bird at all. Ideally, on Saturday morning I'd allow myself a lovely lie-in. 10:45 would be just right. - Shilpa Shetty


I'm not sure what the future holds but I do know that I'm going to be positive and not wake up feeling desperate. As my dad said ‘Nic, it is what it is, it's not what it should have been, not what it could have been, it is what it is.' - Nicole Kidman


If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali


It's Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don't frown and let the monster see you smile! - Napz Cherub Pellazo


Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live! - Bob Marley


No one likes Tuesday morning but at least it's not Monday morning. – Bev Johnston


Not all the creatures will be excited by the sunrise. - Kamaran Ihsan Salih


On a lazy Saturday morning when you're lying in bed, drifting in and out of sleep, there is a space where fantasy and reality become one. - Lynn Johnston


One small positive thought on this Thursday morning can change your whole day. - Tahnni Dupre


Saturday morning, you knew what was cool by what was on 'Soul Train'. - Nick Cannon


Saturday mornings, I've learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face. - Dan Pearce


Surprises are one of the secrets of a good relationship. Find someone who, out of the blue, will grab you, and a blanket, take you to a secluded spot and canoodle as the sun rises... - Virginia Alison


The most beautiful sunset is when you have it with your beloved one and the most beautiful sunrise is quite the same.- Galina Nelson


The sun rises before I do, but I break even by retiring after it does. - Jules Rena


There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. - Mindy Kaling


Today is a new day. Even if you were wrong yesterday, you can get it right today. – Dwight Howard


True love is the tide that pulls out to sea, but always returns to kiss the shore at sunrise. - Shannon L. Alder


True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut


Truly, were I every evening to depict sunrise, and every morning to see it, still I should cry, like the children, Once more, once more! - Jean Paul Friedrich


Tuesday morning and its all uphill from here. - Mark Yemen


We have to wake up to the realisation that we all write our own autobiography, we are the authors of our life story. Realising that, write a good story with your life and make sure to write yourself as the protagonist. Be the hero of your journey. - Yossi Ghinsberg


When Wednesday morning came the weather was very fine, And the sun in the heavens brightly did shine, And continued so all the live long day. - William Topaz McGonagall.


When you wake up every day, you have two choices. You can either be positive or negative; an optimist or a pessimist. I choose to be an optimist. It's all a matter of perspective. - Harvey Mackay


Wrapped within another's arms further intensifies the divine beauty of a sunrise... – Virginia Alison


Your body tells you what it needs, and if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it's probably because you need the sleep. - Sophia Bush


I hadn't been paying attention to things like the sunrise, but that old sun had been coming up anyway. It didn't really care how I felt, it was going to rise and set regardless of whether I noticed it, and if I was going to enjoy it, that was up to me. - Jeanette Walls


Funny Have a Great Day Quotes



A day is a day. It's just a measurement of time. Whether it's a good day or a bad day is up to you. It's all a matter of perception. - Donald L. Hicks


A good day is a good day. A bad day is a good story. - Glennon Melton


A lot of good days… makes a great life! Each day is important. - Manoj Arora


Any day above ground is a good day. Before you complain about anything, be thankful for your life and the things that are still going well. - Germany Kent


Every day is a good day to be alive, whether the sun's shining or not. - Marty Robbins


Every day is a good day. There is something to learn, care and celebrate. - Amit Ray


I have learned over the years that the nicest thing I can do is to just say to myself, Good Morning Darling, I love you; we're going to have a really great day today. - Louise Hay


I hope everyone that is reading this is having a really good day. And if you are not, just know that in every new minute that passes you have an opportunity to change that. - Gillian Anderson


It's Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don't frown and let the monster see you smile! – Napz Cherub Pellazo


Morning will come, it has no choice. - Marty Rubin


To greet a lovely morning, we much leave the night behind. – Tarang Sinha


We don't have a great day, we make it a great day! - Frosty Westering


When you're wide awake, say it for goodness sake, it's gonna be a great day. - Paul McCartney


You have to remember that the hard days are what make you stronger. The bad days make you realize what a good day is. If you never had any bad days, you would never have that sense of accomplishment! - Aly Raisman


You're going to struggle. You're going to do well. You can't really let the past or the day before – whether you had a good day or bad day – dictate the day you have that certain day. - Andrew Benintendi


Funny Monday Morning Quotes



Don't let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday! - Andrea L'Artiste


Don't let the Monday morning quarterbacks stop you from being bold. You've got to set a high bar. - Antonio Villaraigosa


Every Monday you wake up is a day to make a change. - Irvine Welsh


If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays! – John Wagner


In my life long study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they try, they have found no way yet to prevent the arrival of Monday morning. And they do try, of course, but Monday always comes, and all the drones have to scuttle back to their dreary workday lives of meaningless toin and suffering. - Jeff Lindsay


Monday is for people with a mission. - Christina Imre


So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership. - Julio Alexi Genao


Sunday just came down like a nine-pound hammer... it was tainted with the closing-in feeling of the loss of freedom. Because after the sun went down, it came back up on Monday morning. And you had to go to work five more days. And it sucked. - Larry Brown


The best weeks start on Monday. - Nice Peter


The only good Monday is a Monday in bed. - Lee Horton


There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel in the pit of your stomach you can't wait to go to work? And when you're ready to go home Friday afternoon, do you say, 'I can't wait to go home?' - Chuck Schumer


This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened. - Lisa Mantchev


What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That's me. - Gemma Collins


When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day. – Ella Woodward


Inspirational Funny Morning Quotes



It's okay to look at the past and the future. Just don't stare. – Benjamin Dover


Now that your eyes are open, make the sun jealous with your burning passion to start the day. Make the sun jealous or stay in bed. – Malak El Halabi


Sunrise with inspirational quotes for the morning by Malak El Halabi


Funny Sunday Morning Quotes



Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest! D.S. ― Mixell


Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed? – Marilyn Vos Savant


Feeling blessed, never stressed. Got that sunshine on my Sunday best. - Surfaces, Sunday Best


Good morning Sunday, wish it was Saturday. - Bev Johnston


How I long for the day to come when Sunday is every day of the week. - Byron Pulsifer


I'm easy like Sunday morning. - Commodores


SUNDAY – The day I planned a lot but did nothing. - Lovely Goyal


Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. - Joseph Addison


Sunday! A family day with a touch of weekend thrown in for good measure. - Anthony T. Hincks


Sunday, the day for the language of leisure. - Elfriede


Sundays tend to be a day where just I do nothing but visit people. It's kind of like trick-or-treating. - Chuck Palahniuk


The frantic pace of life is only interrupted by the quietness of Sunday. - Byron Pulsifer


The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible. - Mark Morris


Time flows in a strange way on Sundays. - Haruki Murakami


You know what Sunday is, and it's a day with a lot of potential for naps. - Polly Horvath


Incorporate funny good morning quotes into daily routines



There are many ways to incorporate funny good morning quotes into daily routines, here are a few ideas:



  1. Send to a Friend: Sharing a funny good morning quote with a friend can help to brighten their day and bring a smile to their face. It can also serve as a way to show that you're thinking of them and to connect with them first thing in the morning.
  2. Post on Social Media: Posting a funny good morning quote on social media can help to spread positivity and bring a smile to the faces of those who see it. This can also serve as a way to start conversations and connect with others.
  3. Read for Yourself: Reading a funny good morning quote for yourself can help to start the day on a positive note and put you in a better mood. It can serve as a reminder to not take life too seriously and to appreciate the lighter side of things.
  4. Incorporate into a Morning Routine: Adding a funny good morning quote to a morning routine, such as reading it before starting the day or incorporating it into a meditation or mindfulness practice, can help to create a more positive and enjoyable start to the day.


Using funny good morning quotes in any of these ways can help to bring joy, positivity, and humor into someone's life, helping to make even the toughest of days a little bit brighter.



Funny Good Morning Messages



Here is a collection of funny good morning Messages that are sure to bring a smile to someone's face and help to start their day on a positive note:



  • I woke up this morning with a great idea. I'm going back to bed. - Unknown


  • Good morning! I have a deadline, so if you'll excuse me, I'll be spending the next 12 hours ignoring you. - Unknown


  • I'm so happy to see you. You know why? Because I just woke up. - Unknown


  • Good morning! I hope you slept like a baby, because that means you woke up every hour crying. - Unknown


  • Good morning! I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. Time to pour hot water and shout, 'Good morning, it's time to get out!' - Unknown


  • Good morning! Remember, today is a gift, that's why it's called the present. - Unknown


  • Wake up and smell the coffee...or the roses, or whatever is less likely to give you a caffeine overdose. - Unknown


  • Rise and shine and give God the glory, glory. And if you can't do that, at least have a coffee.


  • Good morning! Just in case you have forgotten today you are beautiful, talented, and one of a kind. Now go show the world your magic.


  • I tried to catch some fog earlier, I mist.


  • Good morning! Remember that coffee is the answer to all of life's problems.


  • Good morning! Today is a new day, and there's only one thing on the menu: You got this.


  • Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.


  • Good morning! I was going to tell you a joke about morning but I’m not a morning person either.


  • Good morning! Today’s forecast is sunny with a chance of coffee.


  • Good morning! I’m feeling a little slow this morning, so if you’ll excuse me, I’ll just be over here brewing.


  • Waking up is my least favorite thing about the morning.


  • Good morning! I hope you're ready to tackle the day with the same enthusiasm as a toddler tackles a bowl of candy. Just remember, life is sweet and every day is a new adventure, so embrace it with open arms (and maybe a little bit of coffee). Have a great day!


  • Rise and shine, sleepyhead! It's time to face the world and all of its challenges. But don't worry, I have faith in you. You can handle anything the day throws your way, as long as you remember to take it one step at a time. And if all else fails, just remember to put on a smile and fake it until you make it. Have a great day!


  • Good morning! I hope you slept like a baby last night... because if you slept like a teenager, I'm not sure you're ready for the day ahead. But don't worry, I have faith in you. You're tougher than you think and you've got this. Just remember to take deep breaths and a sip of coffee, and you'll be ready to tackle anything. Have a great day!


  • Good morning! It's time to start a new day and make new memories. So put on a smile, grab your coffee, and let's do this. Just remember, life is too short to be serious all the time, so try to find the humor in every situation. And if all else fails, just remember to laugh at yourself. Have a great day!


  • Good morning! I hope you woke up feeling rested and ready to take on the world. But just in case you're still feeling a little groggy, I've got the perfect solution: more coffee. Trust me, it works every time. So go ahead, pour yourself a cup, and let's get started on this great adventure. Have a great day!


  • Good morning! I hope you slept well and had sweet dreams. And if you didn't, well, there's always today. So let's make the most of it, shall we? Whether you're running errands, working, or just lounging around, make sure to take a moment to enjoy the little things. And if all else fails, just remember to smile and have fun. Have a great day!


  • Good morning! I hope you're feeling as bright and shiny as the sun this morning. Because today is a new day and there are endless possibilities waiting for you. So go ahead, chase your dreams, and make the most of every moment. And if all else fails, just remember to take a deep breath and keep on smiling. Have a great day!


  • Good morning! I hope you're feeling ready to conquer the world this morning. And if you're not, that's okay. Just remember, life is a journey, not a race. So take your time, enjoy the ride, and make the most of every moment. And if all else fails, just remember to take a sip of coffee and keep smiling. Have a great day!


  • Good morning! I hope you're feeling as bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as a squirrel this morning. Because today is a new day and there are endless opportunities waiting for you. So go ahead, chase your dreams, and make the most of every moment. And if all else fails, just remember to take a deep breath and keep on smiling. Have a great day!


Remember, starting your day with a smile and a positive attitude can make a huge impact on your overall mood and well-being!



Conclusion



Good morning quotes, especially those with a touch of humor, can play an important role in helping to start the day on a positive note and bring a smile to someone's face. Humor has been shown to have a positive impact on overall well-being, reducing stress and anxiety and improving mood. By incorporating funny good morning quotes into daily routines, whether by sharing with friends, posting on social media, reading for oneself, or adding to a morning routine, it is possible to bring joy, positivity, and humor into someone's life and help to make even the toughest of days a little bit brighter. Whether you choose to send a quote to a friend, post it on social media, or incorporate it into your own morning routine, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to someone's face and help to start the day on a positive note.

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